It's me. Lachlan Preston. The youngest and dopest Preston Punk.
I'm ten now, and last year, Mitchell (the snot eater), he told me you weren't real.
Honestly, I don't know what to think. But my brother Leo - he's always said that it's important to believe in something. And I guess with Christmas only a few days away, I'm choosing to believe in you. The thing is, old man, we could really use your help. See, Leo has this girl. I'm pretty sure he's...
